Moving Distances Via Teleportation

Do you know what technology would change the world right now? With this technology, it would bring a huge change that it will forever affect our lives. A technology that is so big that every society will go turn 180 degrees because of it. The change I am talking about is teleportation or teleportation device. And this technology is what we need right now.

With teleportation or teleportation devices, traveling and transportation would be done in a short amount of time. The need for modern vehicles would be reduced. Because of this, we would spend lesser time under traffic and suffer less stress because of the delays it would bring. The instantaneous travel will lessen the time we need to reach our destinations and make it more convenient for us travel. And since the need for modern vehicles will be reduced, congestion problems, pollution and oil dependency will be reduced.

Another good thing about having teleportation is that it will bridge the distance between two points regardless of the altitude or location. Thus, it will be easier for us to travel from one city to another or to one country to another. It is even possible for us to reach hard to reach places easily. We can travel instantaneously to the peak of Mt. Everest. Or we can immediately dive to the deepest part of the ocean and see the wonders or horrors underneath it. Or we can even reach the moon or other planets in a matter of seconds or minutes.

Yet, another positive thing about teleportation is the fact that transportation and deliveries can be made within just seconds. As long as we know the address or destination, we can just put any package or item inside the teleportation device and send it directly. No need four couriers. If there are no couriers, the possibility of losing or getting your package damaged will be reduced. It would also be helpful when we move. All those heavy furniture and boxes would be sent directly to your new home.

Indeed, this technology will be beneficial to us. However, it will affect a lot of industries from oil companies and car manufacturers to delivery services and movers. Of course, there are also possible dangers when it comes to teleportation. There’s always the possibility that something might screw up and would lead to horrible accidents. Remember DOOM… the film… the guy with wheels for his lower body? It was a horrible teleportation accident and his lower body was displaced. It is also possible that we could get trapped in another dimension or alternate reality or possible create a rip in the time and space continuum.

But even with the possible dangers, the possible benefits outweigh them. This is why it is so sad that the governments in the world are not funding this wonderful technology. Instead of focusing their money on technologies that would greatly help humanity… they invest it on stupid things like bullets, bombs, guns, tanks and many other weapons of war.

Rats – Catching One is No Easy Task

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Rats are usually creatures we usually ignore. When we see them in back alleys and sidewalks, we just don’t think of them and move forward. However, when we see them inside our house, we panic and worry. It is not a surprise because they are big bad black rats. If we don’t panic and worry, then there’s something loose in our head. After all, rats are dangerous creatures and it would be a huge problem even if there’s just a single rat invading our house.

When we see a rat inside our house, some people would say they would be able to catch it. It sounds simple, but I assure you it is not. Catching rats is extremely difficult. This is because these pests are highly agile, smart and tenacious. Traps and poisons might be useless against. I am not saying they are totally useless, but there are just rats that can bypass traps and survive poisons. This is why, it is very difficult to catch a live rat, not unless you have rat extermination to help you with it.

Because of its extreme agility and flexibility, it is easy for a rat to squeeze itself on small cracks and crevices in order to escape its pursuers. It could insert itself in any opening and find a hiding place anywhere inside your house. They are creatures that are good at hiding and would only come out to play whenever there’s no one inside your house.

Whether you have a single rat roaming your home or a horde of the, you would need professional and specialized help to end this infestation once and for all. Pest control companies have their own strategies and methods in getting rid of rats. If you are able to find a good company with the most effective rat extermination method, then you can surely save your home.

If the pest control expert you have hired is able to get rid of the rat boarding your home, then you are in luck. However, remember that the challenge does not end there. You have to make sure this infestation would not repeat itself. It would be a waste of your time and money if another rat boards your home again. This is why, you need to keep your home clean and block any entry point for rats. If you are able to do this, then no matter what happens rats would never be able to enter your home again.

Opinions Can Hurt

It’s my business I do what I want to… your opinion doesn’t matter to me!

Somehow, this line or any other line that is almost similar in context to it is something a few arrogant businessmen would say. For them, no one has the right to voice their own opinion. They run their business the way they want it and if you don’t like it, then you should bring your business elsewhere. They won’t care if they would lose customers as long as they do or get what they want, regardless of what consequence it might bring.

To be honest, this is a wrong, definitely WRONG thing to do. When running a business, the opinion of other people are very important. How would you know if you are doing the right thing? How would you know if you are providing a good product or service to your customers? How would you know if you are satisfying your customers? How would you know how to further improve your business? In other words, you won’t know whether you are doing right or wrong if you don’t hear out the opinion of other people, especially those who are your customers.

Opinions matter, especially those coming from the customers. They matter because customer opinion holds a lot of power over businesses… well, technically most of the time, especially to small and medium enterprises but for large conglomerates, they can choose to ignore one customer’s opinion because it wouldn’t hurt them at all. For small and medium enterprises, having poor opinion from customers would be a devastating blow to them.

How devastating it would be?

It would be between the lines of losing credibility to losing the entire business. That’s how devastating having poor opinion from customers is! Let’s put it this way, would you choose a business with bad online business review or go for someone better? Obviously you would do the latter. And if many people do the same thing, the business is bound to go under if they don’t change.

Family. Why So Selfish?

As of the moment, I feel irritated.

I feel irritated because even though I am at home, things aren’t going the way I want it to be.

I am irritated because even though I want to relax and de-stress myself, everyone else at home annoys the hell out of me.

Everyone at home is just f*cking selfish!

I really wanted to watch T.V. but others at home wouldn’t give me the oportunity to watch the shows I wanted to watch. It’s very irritating because I thought I could finally get all the relaxation and de-stressing I badly needed.

They would rather watch drama or any other show that I really, really don’t like. They couldn’t even share me the T.V. remote… even for just an hour. I have no intention to gulp down the remote. As if my physiology would allow me that!

Because I couldn’t watch T.V., I went to my bedroom to take a nap. Perhaps, that could relieve the fatigue and tiredness I got from work. However, I couldn’t even get 5 minutes worth of nap.


It is because of their selfishness again!

Why can’t they just turn down the T.V. volume down? They aren’t deaf!

I asked them to tone it down and do you know what they replied – especially my mother? Just go to sleep! Don’t bother us!

Oh so now I am the one who is bothersome! Wow! They have the gall to call me bothersome!

Why can’t they just go to HELL!

I mean it!

They have done this to me countless of times already!

What am I at home?

Someone who just gives them money?

Can’t they give me some credit or something? Give me the remote or let me sleep damnit!

I was so irritated with my family that I went out, checked in at a local internet shop and wrote all of my grievances.

I could have done this at home but there’s no way I could.

I am f*cking pissed off at everyone’s smug look!

I dare not confront them because it is actually useless.



Mishaps in Moving

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Do you know that when it comes to moving, there are many mishaps that could happen?

If you have moved before, most likely you might have encountered them one or two of them. But then again, if your move has been perfect, then you might have missed these mishaps.

So what are those mishaps them? Well, let me enlighten you.

The first possible mishap you might face when moving is losing your belongings. Well, this could be your fault or the fault of your moving company. You might have left it at your previous home or have failed to mark it properly, which made it get lost in transit. Or sometimes, your moving company has failed to provide a good service, which made you lose your item. They might have misplaced it or delivered it to someone else. This really happens, especially when it comes to unreliable moving companies.

Another mishap that could happen is when your pets cause trouble to your move. A lot of people have pets and sometimes these pets get in the way of the move, especially dogs. Dogs are territorial animals and they don’t like strangers inside your house. Because they don’t like strangers intruding in their territory they might cause mishaps like accidents or prevent movers to work as efficient as they could. This is why you have to put a leash on your pet or put them inside their carriers.

Of course, accidents and injuries are possible mishaps when you move. Accidents may come in different form like a simple slip to falls. Injuries could also vary from small cuts to serious or life-threatening injuries. These kinds of mishaps are dangerous, not only to you or your mover but also to other people around you. I remember a scene in one of the Final Destination movies wherein a guy lost his life because a piano fell on top of him. That was gruesome!

The worst possible mishap when you move (aside from death or injuries) is experiencing problems during transit. Problems during transit vary from traffic to unexpected road problems. Transit can also be affected by weather problems. This particular mishap would be detrimental to your moving schedule, more specifically if you are moving for long distances.

How can you prevent these mishaps?

Well, it is easy.

Just be prepared. And get Stallion Moving.

Horrible Buffet Night

Last night, the entire office went to a buffet restaurant to unwind after the meeting we had. It was a treat from our boss so we couldn’t resist the offer much more to the fact that it was a buffet and we can eat as much as we want.

Our boss took us to the same buffet restaurant we went to last, last year. It was a simple Christmas celebration with other employees. During that time, we had mixed remarks about the restaurant. The food was good, except for the fish which was too salty. The biggest disappointment was the service. They were supposed to have unlimited drinks, but we never had refills for our drinks. Because of the experience, I wasn’t too excited about the buffet.

Surprisingly, the experience last night turned 360 degrees. The quality of the dishes changed a lot. Last time, there were plenty of delicious dishes but now, they had limited choices and most of their dishes were either too greasy or full of fat. They had BBQ chicken but it was bland and bloody. The egg soup was flavorless. The egg salad had hard uncooked green peas. The only good dish I had was the fish, which was a lot different from what I remember.

The customer service was also a huge turn around. They once had horrible customer service but now they don’t. We always get refills even though our glass was still half full. Loved it. But not their food.


Tricks in Unpacking

If you think the difficulty in moving ends once you reach your new home, then you are wrong. THIS IS DEFINITELY NOT THE END! It is just a beginning of something new – unpacking. And you Denver local moving companies can never help yo The trick when it comes to unpacking is to be focused. I know it is hard to be focused when you see a lot of boxes waiting to be unpacked; however, you have to start somewhere. The best approach to keep focused is to have a system like for instance you have to unpack the boxes that contain all your clothes or start with the smallest and lightest box to the largest and heaviest box. And so that you won’t lose focus, try to have a 30 minute break for every 2 hours of non-stop work.

Unpacking is boring. So in order for you to prevent boredom, why not turn up the radio or any music player to liven up your mood. This way, you can have fun while doing a tedious task. You can also make it fun by making it as an event with your friends and family. You can even make it as a party. You know the kind of party with music, good food, beverages and games. Just remember to unpack your boxes first before you concentrate on partying.

You should also decide your own unpacking speed and deadline. However, that doesn’t mean you have to procrastinate. The lack of urgency might make things a bit troublesome for you later on. You might find yourself in a pit full of responsibilities and when that time comes, you would blame yourself for not unpacking early on.

Good Reputation Matters

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For businesses it is important to have a good reputation. It sounds easy but it isn’t. No matter how hard you try to please your customers – giving them the best service or product, showing them your best attitude and smile and giving them everything that they want – there are times wherein your best is not enough for your clients.

It is really hard to please other people, especially those customers who are very hard to please – customers who are cranky and customers who are really close minded. When they don’t get what they want, businesses would be lucky if they leave disgruntled and complaining. However, this doesn’t happen all the time. These customers would often go to Yelp, Google+, Facebook or other social media and review sites to leave a negative review or comment. This negative review would forever damage the reputation of the business.

A damaged reputation, especially over the internet, is hard to repair. Seriously, just leave a review on a business’ page and it would be difficult to remove it not unless the review site decided to remove it. If this negative review directed to the business is seen by other people, they might end up reconsidering the idea of doing business with them. If this continues, the business might lose more customers.

Fortunately, review management services can help when it comes to this thing. Online reputation management services can help in maintaining and safeguarding the reputation of the business. It is also possible to repair and restore damaged reputation. With such service it would be possible for any business to gradually improve their reputation until it would become even better than before.

Once the business achieves a good reputation, the number of customers would grow, which will lead to an increase in sales that would benefit the business.

Online Hotel Bookings Makes People Want To Travel

If we compare the number of tourists and travellers today and in the past, we can see the huge difference in numbers. Now, there are a lot of people who travel and the number of tourists going in and out of the country has greatly increased. And there are many reasons why tourism has grown greatly and one of this is the fact that it has become easier to book for hotel accommodations.

So how would this affect the increase of travellers? Let us put it in perspective. Would you feel comfortable travelling if you don’t have a place to stay? Of course not! However, if you know that you would be able to have a place to stay when you travel, then you would be comfortable to travel. Therefore, if it is easier to book hotels, then it is easier to travel.

Now, why is it easier to book for hotel accommodations? It is easy because of the internet! Before the Internet came to be, booking hotel reservations was very difficult. You have to visit a travel agency. And even if you manage to find a travel agency, the available hotels and accommodations they have might be limited to the hotels and luxury vacation rentals that they are in contact with. There would be a possibility that the hotel accommodations they offer may not be the one that you needed or wanted.

However, with the internet, there are plenty of websites that offer online hotel booking. This makes it a lot more convenient than conventional means. Furthermore, there are lots of selection and listings online so you can find the right hotel accommodations for you. Most of all, you can save more money since online booking does not involve the commission for the travel agent.

With the benefits of online booking, it is no wonder why many people prefer it. And it is because of this why a lot of people are more interested in traveling.

Touring Penguins

karoshi-4A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says, “Fill it up, please”. The Attendant notices that the front and back seats of the car are occupied by penguins. “Hey Buddy,” says the attendant to the driver, “These birds can’t be happy like this… they’re wild animals, you should take them to a zoo or something..” The motorist agrees to do so.

The next day the guy drives into the filling station and once again the attendant sees the penguins sitting in the front and back seats, and they are all wearing sunglasses and holding towels… “What’s this?” he says to the driver, “I thought you agreed to take these birds to the zoo?”

The driver says, “I did… and they had such a great time that today I’m taking them to the beach.”

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